You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
Look at it’s skinny little legs!
what the fuck is it
is that a mouse
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
correction; your heart breaks a lot
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
It’s finals week, there’s an inch of ice or more on the roads and everywhere else, and if my 2wd truck can even make it to the campus tomorrow, I’ll have to get a chest xray after finals so they can be sure I have pneumonia or walking pneumonia, boo.