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shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via elephxnte)

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

- (via brow)

(Source: jessielou24, via elephxnte)

imnotsurehowtonormal:

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish

(via status-excessu)

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

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